Saturday, October 24, 2009

Conception


Briefed by Jimmy now a succesful webdesigner languishing at Ogilvy, I have come up with this interpretation of 'Conception'- inspired by statues at a temple in PingYao- one is a guardian of hell, the other a fertility statue (man holding twin babies in a bucket)

Friday, October 23, 2009

Simpsonia

GOD BLESS jon simpson

the man with whom i first worked professionally, who gave me faith, belief in myself, and who to this day maintains the values of a pure creative untainted by cheap ego- a rare quality indeed...

john

funnysong lyrics of life

right now feels like shes saying back the fuck off, just until forever
never meant to say it was true
But then I said it to you
AH ah ah

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Kitchen tales

Funny, we used to have a problem with cockroaches in the kitchen. Now its Autumn we don't seem to. It's not because of the weather, its because the rats have eaten them all

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Oh wait- theres this one

The New Cuba

I have always maintained that you can't take a bad picture in Cuba. All that flaky paint, old lady's on bicycles, kids playing hoopla etc etc. Its shooting fish in a barrel.

Well I have found the new Cuba. Its called Pingyao, its nowhere special (miles from anywhere in Shanxi Province) but it is full to bursting with photos waiting to be captured. Ive got millions, but here is one of my favourites...

Room for a few more on there, John


Seen in PingYao

Please form an orderly queue


This is how people were boarding the train that we left at Louyang (near Shaolin temple).
Bear in mind that all the seats were taken )most with 2 or 3 extra people squeezed on) and that the isles were all choca already.
Never again will we travel hard seat...

walking the dog

A Walk.

The nightly ritual of perambulating the dog has recently taken on a more …
The walk now stretches from the corner of Huashan and Changhshou all the way down to Huai Hai, for there, a little way along at the junction with Fuxing lies a little green space, a small triangle of shrubbery, grass and low pointless hedges, mapped into some kind of pattern that is imperceptible from anywhere except the flats at one corner.
I bring the dog here with the notion that some green open space will be prefereable to endless footpaths and urban concrete enclaves that usually comprise Fudge’s outdoor life. However, the dog apparenty prefers the latter, and has no deep seeded instinct to be amogst nature, as she spends the entire time sniffing at the corners of concrete pavement and paved areas by the roadside, ignoring the lush green pastures in favour of the more regularly urinated or poo encrusted concrete spots.

Last night the usual pantomie ensued, with me standing in the centre of the grassy knoll calling the ignorant dog- whose expression I am sure could be read as ‘yeah Ill be there in one second, just have to finish sniffing the amonia’d traces of this Pekingese…’ While I patiently waited, my attention was caught by a a stimulation to a sense not usually associated with pseudo-outdoor urban experience- the ears. Usually they, and the nose, are subconsciously closed to all stimulation as Shanghai streets offer little to either that one would usually want to experience. However last night mine ears were pricked by a sweet song, a lilting delicate voice issuing from some unknown siren in the darkeness amongst the small tree and shrubs. As I strained to see (that sense on which we fall back when things really matter) I could just make out the outline of a female form, at a guess middle aged, shuffling slowly backward and concentrically around a circular motif in the urban planning. Her song was unusually beautiful- not the usual caterwauling one might find from young domestic Opera hopefulls- the likes of which I have often seen in full stage make-up, pyjamas and flip flops on my morning run- but a subtle, elegant rondo. As she emerged into the pale orange fluorescence leaking across one slice of the park, she was for a moment visible- the usual attire of pyjamas, slippers and diamante encrusted acrylic polo neck. It was, then, only her song that distinguished her from the usual urban park circus-folk.

I stood watching for 15 minutes, and Fudge was treated to an extended unrianry olfactory treat at the roadside. The lack of visual information meant that it was impossible for me to make out if the singer had seen me or not. There was a strange feeling that she was aware of my presence, that she was raising her game somewhat self consciously, for her distinguished laowai audience (it is an embarrassing fact that foreigners are revered, feared and despised in more or less equal measure). However with the limited visual information meant that any interpretation of her motives had to be gleaned from the shuffling form of the silhouette, which looked cumbersome and graceless yet told me little of her higher intentions. Was she singing a little harder for me- was she genuinely pleased to have an audience for once? As she orbited the concrete circle, I tried and tried to decipher any interaction between us. At one time I was certain she was looking straight at me, then she would shuffle further and I would be convinced that she could see as much of me as I of her. This strange magnetism lasted for a few minutes, until I regained my composure, shouted at the dog and set off for home.
As I rounded the corner, leaving the park area and setting off up Wulumuqi Lu, I was aware that the singing seemed to follow me. Well not follow, but something about its pitch or timbre changed as such to catch my attention. I turned but could not see her. She had moved to somewhere outside her regular orbit. I thought little of it and continued walking.

As I got further though, her song began to intensify. With every passing step it became louder, more desperate- even beginning to rasp and become hoarse. As the park slipped from view, the song changed altogether- no longer a song, it became a series of yelps and – yes no other phrase quite captures it- barks. As I neared the next junction, All I could her was the disappearing sound of a woman barking.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Overdue footage

Pics I never got round to uploading from the new (now old) show 30 degrees, at island6



My picture hangs behind a surreally dressed chinese couple.

60 this week

As many of you may be aware, China celebrated the 60th anniversary of Communism, the dominant political and ruling force of this country, on Wednesday. 3 days before the Moon festival, another big celebration in the Sino-calendar, this celebration was earmarked to be the biggest ever, with many rapid and grandiose preparations visible in little municiple squares, large parks and other official areas.

This event impacted our lives in may ways, not least a notification arriving at school that we were to close early, as many major roads in Shanghai- and a couple of the important river tunnels that link Pudong with Puxi- would be closing to facilitate control of the huge crowds and massive fireworks, prepared around the Bund and Business district areas. The metro system also was under special measures, with an extra million passengers expected every day during the 4 days of holiday.

We duly scuttled home, fearing the worst and expecting the usual massive earthquake of pushing, shoving, shouting and selfishness that typifies celebration here.

In reality, we were shocked to discover a more or less sleeping city around us as we arrived at our home district. The only noticeable difference was the unveiling of an enourmous outdoor 270degree TV screen showing live footage from Tianenmen Square, where endless tanks and soldiers were lined to demonstrate, somehow, the success of the last 60 years. Hu Jintao passed in a car, shouting something every 200 meters or so, commanding a similar response from the lined male and female soldiers accompanying the shiny new untouched equipment. We smiled to think of how all that military hardware would fare in genuine combat, knowing that it had been made in China.

At around 8pm we heard the distant rumbling and feint pink glow of a firework display somewhere north in the city.

We slunk off to bed at around 9pm, earplugs at the ready. Clearly the real deal was scheduled for midnight or something, when people would erupt from their houses, little red flags waving, babies held aloft, while thousands of kilos of explosive propelled all kinds of radiant red beauty into the air around us. We knew what to expect- we had lived through two Lunar New Year's already.

At 7 30 the next morning we awoke, slightly puzzled, after a long and deliciously uninterrupted sleep- not even the usual 4 am dustcart or honking buses, who were still on holiday- had awoken us.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

at last

a minute to breathe...